A young man and woman were standing on a busy sidewalk, talking. They were dressed in hip clothes and artfully distressed shoes and coats that probably cost as much as my rent. As I approached he said to her, "I pulled out. Pre-cum is a myth. I'm not havin' that baby."
The woman laughed.
I would not, somehow, have guessed that hipsters would be so underinformed.
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